On The Lighter Side

Some of the Best Dad Jokes we could find to lighten up your day...

What's a shark's favorite saying? "Man overboard!"

Did you hear about the truck full of nasal spray that overturned on the highway? Surprisingly there was no congestion for 12 hours.

Can a frog jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house can't jump.

I was raised as an only child. It drove my sister crazy.

You don't need a parachute to go sky-diving. You only need one to go twice.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over. 

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

How do you make Budweiser? Send Bud to school.

A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, "Does the animal talk?" And the parrot said, "I don't know."

Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker!

"What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"